Said John Molony, Mayor of Mount Isa, a quiet mining town in the Queensland outback:
"With five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa.
"Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness."
What the fuck is this guy on?