Time off for good behaviour. You know, be good in jail and they'll let you out earlier. That's what prisoners normally get.
But not Michel Lapointe, aka Big Mike. This drug gang member was released from jail this week because, at 250kg, he was just too large for his cell.
Put him in a bigger cell, I hear you say. And I agree. Why not? Montreal state and a couple of other prisons in Canada clearly disagreed, so they let him go free.
Apparently Big Mike couldn't fit on the chair in his Montreal prison cell and when he went to bed, his body protruded six inches on either side. Wasn't there something about prison being a place to pay back society for the ills you've caused it? Isn't it supposed to be uncomfortable?
So that's it then? For anyone else who wants to get out early the solution's obvious: Eat like a motherfucker!
So what did Big Mike have to say on his release: "I'm going to have a proper bed and finally have a chair I can sit in."
That's nice then. Anything else you want? A full body massage? A tumbler of malt whisky? A new Armani wardrobe? I'm sure the taxpayers would go the extra mile just for you.