Wednesday, 29 August 2007

Toilet humour

From Sporting Life's live commentary on Liverpool's Champions League qualifier with Toulouse:

'Crouch looks for goal but from six yards out on the far left-hand side of the Toulose (sic) penalty area the striker sends his shit just wide of Douchez's near post.'

1 comment:

Bob Hughes said...

Must be the season for it. I poached this one from the BBC's coverage of the athletics:

"I felt Gay coming on my shoulder and that's when I panicked. It slowed me down."